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"Since I knew this day would come I signed a pact with him, so he'll be coming for you." - she said in a confident, clear voice.

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"Genie, I wish I had the ability to freeze time," I said with a devious smile.

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Three years ago my parents got a gun to protect their five children.

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Went to a crazy party yesterday, I don't even remember half of it.

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‘Help me!’ I screamed at the concerned old lady after I had been stabbed on the street.

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Her Facebook status said, “Ugh, this creepy guy won’t leave me alone!”

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I was eating grass

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I always used to think chopping off your dick would turn you into a girl. NSFW

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I could tell my wife's death was hard on our son as he wrote, teary eyed, for Santa to bring her back.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Since I knew this day would come I signed a pact with him, so he'll be coming for you." - she said in a confident, clear voice.	25
"Genie, I wish I had the ability to freeze time," I said with a devious smile.	25
Three years ago my parents got a gun to protect their five children.	25
Went to a crazy party yesterday, I don't even remember half of it.	25
[deleted by user]	25
‘Help me!’ I screamed at the concerned old lady after I had been stabbed on the street.	25
Her Facebook status said, “Ugh, this creepy guy won’t leave me alone!”	25
I was eating grass	25
I always used to think chopping off your dick would turn you into a girl. NSFW	25
I could tell my wife's death was hard on our son as he wrote, teary eyed, for Santa to bring her back.	25